[one-and-only-beauty]

[teenscoolest]

*having sex with bae and he wants you to take control*

him: "tell me what to do"

me: "never leave me"

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[morpheuse]

@softestrosey

[timgayterson]

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

[brooklyn99fanatic]

generally one of televisions best openings

[itstenafterfour]

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

[reallytrying]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[wam-bam-jimmy-jam]

Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness

[dogjpeg]

[champagnepadre]

me: *sees anything*
me: me

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.”

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